Feb 9, 2010
Quickie Quotes: Joyce Carol Oates
"Homo sapiens is the species that invents symbols in which to invest passion and authority, then forgets that symbols are inventions."
Feb 8, 2010
Palinesque adj.
1 having the characteristics of a babbling, shallow cipher.
2 a quality that encourages inexplicable fandom from segments of the populace exhibiting an intense need to have their prejudices and fears legitimized in a public forum by a teased-haired rural caricature.
3 a bizarre form of self-aggrandizement coupled with a terminal lack of self-awareness that can result in difficulty in focusing, an inability to complete tasks, bad pronunciation, and the inclination to depart from certain locales because there are too many Asians.
4 relating to the tendency to use gender, motherhood, and especially children as human shields in order to deflect any and all criticisms about your character and aptitude.
5 a reflexive mindset wherein mass communications trigger a deep-seated paranoia and the corresponding reactionary impulse to lash out via Facebook or Twitter in the manner that a teenage girl would.
6 the perverse habit of insisting to speak on camera despite the fact that visual and aural mediums do not become you.
7 emblematic of insecure timidity toward sophistication, intelligence, wit, and nuance because they’re highfalutin.
8 distinctive of a vulgar form of demagoguery reliant on coy mannerisms, colloquialisms, inflammatory buzz words, and content-free oration.
9 symptomatic of an unmitigated temerity that allows for the use of hastily-written crib notes on your hand for use as a crutch during a softball interview taking place after a speech in which you just berated a rival’s use of a Teleprompter.
(not mine, ganked from NightCharm...the best porn site in the world, because they have cute nekkid guys in addition to excellent things like this...and yes, when I ay "porn site" I mean "Porn Site"...don't go Googling it and then come back whining how you saw Hot Monkey Action because you'll get little sympathy here)
2 a quality that encourages inexplicable fandom from segments of the populace exhibiting an intense need to have their prejudices and fears legitimized in a public forum by a teased-haired rural caricature.
3 a bizarre form of self-aggrandizement coupled with a terminal lack of self-awareness that can result in difficulty in focusing, an inability to complete tasks, bad pronunciation, and the inclination to depart from certain locales because there are too many Asians.
4 relating to the tendency to use gender, motherhood, and especially children as human shields in order to deflect any and all criticisms about your character and aptitude.
5 a reflexive mindset wherein mass communications trigger a deep-seated paranoia and the corresponding reactionary impulse to lash out via Facebook or Twitter in the manner that a teenage girl would.
6 the perverse habit of insisting to speak on camera despite the fact that visual and aural mediums do not become you.
7 emblematic of insecure timidity toward sophistication, intelligence, wit, and nuance because they’re highfalutin.
8 distinctive of a vulgar form of demagoguery reliant on coy mannerisms, colloquialisms, inflammatory buzz words, and content-free oration.
9 symptomatic of an unmitigated temerity that allows for the use of hastily-written crib notes on your hand for use as a crutch during a softball interview taking place after a speech in which you just berated a rival’s use of a Teleprompter.
(not mine, ganked from NightCharm...the best porn site in the world, because they have cute nekkid guys in addition to excellent things like this...and yes, when I ay "porn site" I mean "Porn Site"...don't go Googling it and then come back whining how you saw Hot Monkey Action because you'll get little sympathy here)
Feb 6, 2010
Quickie Quotes: Yoko Ono
"You should create only if you love to create – with no other intention. If you keep thinking you want your creation to be considered as art by others, you will make yourself sick."
Etsy Love Interview
Last week I was asked if I'd be interested in doing an interview for Etsy about couples who either met through Etsy, or who run a shop together.
Despite not being a big fan of interviews--I always feel somewhat self-conscious and goofy--I went for it!
Stop on by the Storque and check it out if you want to!
http://www.etsy.com/storque/handmade-life/etsy-love-stories-greenmandesigns-6992/
(for whatever reason, I can't get my link to be clicky, so you'll have to cut'n'paste)
Despite not being a big fan of interviews--I always feel somewhat self-conscious and goofy--I went for it!
Stop on by the Storque and check it out if you want to!
http://www.etsy.com/storque/handmade-life/etsy-love-stories-greenmandesigns-6992/
(for whatever reason, I can't get my link to be clicky, so you'll have to cut'n'paste)
Feb 4, 2010
Feb 3, 2010
How To Annoy IM Spammers and Amuse Yourself
BUZZ!!!
sweetlady_33415: Hello,Am Shannon from US and am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for us as a part-time worker and we are willing to pay $300USD for every transaction,which wouldn't affect ur present state of work,if u are interested pls am online u can chat with me
sweetlady_33415: hi
cynjon_noah: hhi...what are you doing?
sweetlady_33415: are u interested in the job?
cynjon_noah: what do i have to do?
cynjon_noah: are there lunchbreaks?
sweetlady_33415: k
sweetlady_33415: first off all i will like to know ur asl and what u do for a living Am 27/ female / single no kids and never been married before from USA, FLORIDA,I work for ROSE HOUSEHOLD TEXTILES LIMITED COMPANY ENGLAND
cynjon_noah: 30/m/fl
cynjon_noah: why are the textiles limited?
sweetlady_33415: in England
sweetlady_33415: are u honest and trustworthy
cynjon_noah: I stole gum when i was 12
cynjon_noah: but I'm a pretty nice guy
sweetlady_33415: k
sweetlady_33415: kool
cynjon_noah: I have dogs
sweetlady_33415: we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who we can entrust with our company money and funds and would help us recieve payments from our customers, clients in the states for the supply of fabric and textile materials we supply to them
cynjon_noah: they send me money?
cynjon_noah: because the bank keeps denying me
sweetlady_33415: why
cynjon_noah: because i told them i keep my money in my drawer
cynjon_noah: they said it wasn't safe to do that
sweetlady_33415: why are u doing that
sweetlady_33415: All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers and clients in the states.These payments are in cashiers check or money orders and they would come to you in your name and information and the reason for this is that you will be the one to cash the check or money orders , so all you need do is cash the check or money orders take out your payment which is $300 USD and wire the rest of the money to us via western union money transfer
cynjon_noah: because people steal
cynjon_noah: and we have huricaines here
sweetlady_33415: can u do the job
cynjon_noah: you're going to send me money?
sweetlady_33415: a check
cynjon_noah: can i by whatever i want with it?
cynjon_noah: cuz i want anuthr puppy
cynjon_noah: will you play pool with me?
(invitation to play online pool declined)
cynjon_noah: please
cynjon_noah: poker?
sweetlady_33415 has declined your invitation to play Backgammon.
cynjon_noah: backgammon is nice becaues they give you peanuts at the table
cynjon_noah: that what my mom told me
cynjon_noah: where did you go?
cynjon_noah: i'm kind of sad
cynjon_noah: i think my puppy isn't happy.
sweetlady_33415: Hello,Am Shannon from US and am looking for a representative in the states who will be working for us as a part-time worker and we are willing to pay $300USD for every transaction,which wouldn't affect ur present state of work,if u are interested pls am online u can chat with me
sweetlady_33415: hi
cynjon_noah: hhi...what are you doing?
sweetlady_33415: are u interested in the job?
cynjon_noah: what do i have to do?
cynjon_noah: are there lunchbreaks?
sweetlady_33415: k
sweetlady_33415: first off all i will like to know ur asl and what u do for a living Am 27/ female / single no kids and never been married before from USA, FLORIDA,I work for ROSE HOUSEHOLD TEXTILES LIMITED COMPANY ENGLAND
cynjon_noah: 30/m/fl
cynjon_noah: why are the textiles limited?
sweetlady_33415: in England
sweetlady_33415: are u honest and trustworthy
cynjon_noah: I stole gum when i was 12
cynjon_noah: but I'm a pretty nice guy
sweetlady_33415: k
sweetlady_33415: kool
cynjon_noah: I have dogs
sweetlady_33415: we are looking for a representative in the states, someone who we can entrust with our company money and funds and would help us recieve payments from our customers, clients in the states for the supply of fabric and textile materials we supply to them
cynjon_noah: they send me money?
cynjon_noah: because the bank keeps denying me
sweetlady_33415: why
cynjon_noah: because i told them i keep my money in my drawer
cynjon_noah: they said it wasn't safe to do that
sweetlady_33415: why are u doing that
sweetlady_33415: All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers and clients in the states.These payments are in cashiers check or money orders and they would come to you in your name and information and the reason for this is that you will be the one to cash the check or money orders , so all you need do is cash the check or money orders take out your payment which is $300 USD and wire the rest of the money to us via western union money transfer
cynjon_noah: because people steal
cynjon_noah: and we have huricaines here
sweetlady_33415: can u do the job
cynjon_noah: you're going to send me money?
sweetlady_33415: a check
cynjon_noah: can i by whatever i want with it?
cynjon_noah: cuz i want anuthr puppy
cynjon_noah: will you play pool with me?
(invitation to play online pool declined)
cynjon_noah: please
cynjon_noah: poker?
sweetlady_33415 has declined your invitation to play Backgammon.
cynjon_noah: backgammon is nice becaues they give you peanuts at the table
cynjon_noah: that what my mom told me
cynjon_noah: where did you go?
cynjon_noah: i'm kind of sad
cynjon_noah: i think my puppy isn't happy.
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